I Hate the Beggar Who Came Yesterday. . .

Wife: I Hate the Beggar Who Came Yesterday.
Husband: Why??
Wife: I Gave Him Food & today He Gifted Me a BOOK,
“HOW TO COOK!”

Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa Ne Banaya Hai?

husbend:Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa Ne Banaya Hai?
Wife:Tumhe Kaise Pata.
husbend:Roz Khane Me Kale Baal Milte Hai,Aaj Safed Mile H

apni kisi saheli ko b send krti ???

Wife: Janu, Kash ap message hotey main apko save krti jb chahti parhti.
Husband: kanjus save hi krke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko b send krti.

Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?

Wife: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?
Husband: Shahjahan Jitna.
Wife: Mere Marne k Baad TAJ MEHAL Banaoge?
Husband: Maine to Loan Bhi Le Liya Hai,
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Dair to Tum Kar Rahi Ho. :-

Agar Main Mar Jaon To Tum Kya Karogy?

Wife: Agar Main Mar Jaon To Tum Kya Karogy?
Husband: Shayad Main Bhi Mar Jaon.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Ziyada Khushi Bhi Jaan Le Leti Hai. :-)

Shadi Se pehle To Tum Mujh Per Barre Shair Kehte They.

Bivi: Shadi Se pehle To Tum Mujh Per Barre Shair Kehte They.
Husband: Ab Waqt Badal Gaya Hai.
Bivi: Phir Bhi JAAN Koi Shair Kehdo.
Husband: Lo Suno!

Jane Jigar Janeman
90 Kilo Tera Wazan

Tu Jo Gir Jaye Mujh Par
Mar Jaonga Mai Sanam. :-)

Why husbands avoid answers?

Why husbands avoid answers?
WIFE: Will u marry again if i died?
HUSBAND: noway!
W: Why not, Don't u like being married?
H: Of course I do!!
W: Then y wouldn't u remarry?
H: Okay, I'd get married again!
W: U would?
H: ....?
W: Would u live in our house?
H: Sure, it's a great house!
W: Would u sleep with her in our bed?
H: Where else would we sleep?
W: Would u let her drive my car?
H: Yeah, its almost brand new!!
W: Would u give her my jewelry?
H: No, I'm sure she'd want her own
W: Would she wear my shoes?
H: No, her size is 6
W: -silence-
H: shit!! :p

Main bazar ja rahi hoon . . .

Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon,
mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!
Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!

To phir itni dair sey kha kyon rahi ho . . .

wife: (Ghussey main) Tumharey damagh main to sirf gobhar hi bhara hai
Husband: (Pyar sey) To phir itni dair sey kha kyon rahi ho

Dekho larka mujhey smile dey raha hai . . .

Wife: Woh !! Dekho larka mujhey smile dey raha hai
Husband: Smile nahi dey raha hai, jab main ney tumhain pehli baar deka thaa to meri bhi hansi nikal gayi thi..

Tum bahar jaatey ho to hamesha darr laga rehta hai . . .

wife: Tum bahar jaatey ho to hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband: Oh don't worry jaan jaldi aa jaoonga
Wife: Tumhari issi baat ka to darr laga rehta hai ....