In a practical Exam

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

Ek sharabi apni aankhain donate kerney gaya...

Ek sharabi apni aankhain donate kerney gaya...
counter clerk: kuch kehna chahtey ho naik bandey...
sharabi: haan ! jisey lagao usey bata dena, yeh do peg key baad khulti ha.