Bache ko pani daine se pehley. . .

Doctor: Bache ko pani daine se pehley ubaal laina chahiye,
Pathan: Wo to theek hai pr Ubaalne se bacha mar to nai jayega?

kia ap meri sharab churwa skte hain ?

Sharabi Dr. Se: Dr. Sb kia ap meri sharab churwa skte hain ?

Dr. Q nahi,

Sharabi to meri Police nai 10 botlain pakri hain,

Wo kisi tarah churwa do.

Cigrete noshi insan ko . . .

Doctor: Cigrete noshi insan ko ahista ahista mar deti hai,

Mareez: Acha to hamen konsi jaldi hai?

Dr. ap k husband ko aram or sakun ki. . .

Dr. ap k husband ko aram or sakun ki zarurat hai
Ye len neend ki goliyan...
Wife ye goliya inko kb deni hain?
Dr. inko nai deni, ye ap k liye hen.

Kisi nain Dr.. . .

Kisi nain Dr. se pucha k ap mareez ki mout ka kaise pata lagatey hain,
Dr. nain jawab diya Mard ki dharkanon se or
Orat ki zubaan se.

Ek sher doctor ki zubani

Ek sher doctor ki zubani:

Hoon main doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse wahan,

Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai,
mujhe apni wife ko “SISTER” kehna parh raha

Mareez: Doctor Sb. Mujhey. . .

Mareez: Doctor Sb. Mujhey Bhool Janey ki Bemaari hai,
Doctor: Apko ye bemaari kab se hai ?
Mareez: Konsi Bemaaari???