Yaad rakho, Talaq kisi maslay ka hal nahi hai . . .

Yaad rakho, Talaq kisi maslay ka hal nahi hai,

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Ager biwi se ikhtelaf ho to us ko "Qatal" karwa do".

(Allama Asif Zardari)

(Kitab al-baigairat, page # 50...)

Haqeqat Thi Par Khuwab Nikla . . .

Haqeqat Thi Par Khuwab Nikla,

Door Tha Par Pass Nikla,

Me is Kambakht Ko Kia Kahon "FARAZ",

Ye Zardari To MUSHARAF Ka Bhi Baap nikla.........!!!!

Mufti Asif Zardari apni Book . . .

Mufti Asif Zardari apni Book (Sheri Rehman ke jalwey) mein farmatay hein..

Chicken Broast aise pakao ke kacha na ho,

Aur

Mohabat aise nibhao ke bacha na ho....

Bann k bister boriya. . .

Bann k bister boriya Assi tey challey Koriya
Bijli aithey rahendi nai, Puri kisey di paindi nai,
Har koi aithey rohenda aey, Bann k bister boriya Assi tey challey Koriya,
Har koi aithey darda aey, Naley pukha marda aey,
Paindu hovey ya lahoriya, Bann k bister boriya Assi tey challey Koriya
Har paasey chor bazari aey, Nawaz ya Zardari aey,
Har koi Mulk nu kha reya, Bann k bister boriya Assi tey challey Koriya

Na cheeno mere mulk k. . .

Na cheeno mere mulk k nojawano se sms ki Service Faraz

Ek yahi to kam hai jo ye dil lga kr krte hain.

Zardari cycle pe ja raha tha. . .

Zardari cycle pe ja raha tha,
Nawaz Sharif mila or bola:
Allah k nam pey kuch to dey do sayen.
Zardari:
Chal aa baith, Tujh ko 1 or chakkar daita hun.

Barish barsi, Pani aya. . .

Barish barsi, Pani aya

Musharaf ne dhol bajaya,

Altaf Hussain ne nara lagaya,

Quaid-e-azam ne farmaya,

"Bhago beta Zardari aya"

Taalbaan have kidnapped Our Beloved ZARDARI. . .

Taalbaan have kidnapped Our Beloved ZARDARI
& demanded
$50000000
otherwise they will Burn him wid Petrol
Plz Donate!!!
.
I hv donated 15 Liters PETROL!

Ab CORRUPTION Ki Bari Hai . . .

Ab CORRUPTION Ki Bari Hai

Q K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai

Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai

Q k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai

Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hai

Q K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . .

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men. . .

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men

Nawaz sharif k sath mil kr Coca Cola P

R Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k

judge kb bahal hongay?

to Zardari ne kaha..

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.

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BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

Agr Pakistan ki awam ko agal hoti to kia hota?

Agr Pakistan ki awam ko agal hoti to kia hota?

Fazal-Ur-Rehman kisi school ka chowkidar hota,
Ch. Brothers Khaiton main Tractor Chalatey,
Sheere Rehman kisi tandoor pay rotiyan lagati,
Sh. Rasheed Bus Condector hota,
Galani Arbi'on ka ounth chalata,
Zardar Amrikioun k Kuttay nehlata,
Musharraf gunn pakr k National Bank k gate per khara hota,
Altaf Hussain Buson main Manjan bechta,

R

Main



President of Pakistan hota.

Main Hon ASIF ZARDARI . . .

Main Hon ASIF ZARDARI!

Main Hon ASIF ZARDARI!

Wah Wah

Pehle Biwi Maari

Ab Awaam Ki Hai Bari

BiBi hum sharminda hain. . .

BiBi hum sharminda hain,

Ap K shohar abhi tak zinda hain

Is mulk main ik bemari hai. . .

Is mulk main ik bemari hai,

Zardari hai Zardari hai.

Bomb Blost

Bomb Blost

Miltary Operations

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Terrorist Activities

Se bach jane wale tamam bachey kuchey pakistanioun ko

Good Night

Pakistan Mean:-. . .

Pakistan Mean:-

P = Petrol 86.66 Rs. Per ltr

A = Ata 32 Rs KG

K = Khudhkush Hamle

I = ILIM ki kami

S = Sarko pe pani

T = Traffic Jam

A = Awam Pareshan

N = No Electricity

OBAMA Mean . . .

OBAMA Mean!!!!

O - Originally

B - Born in

A - Africa to

M - Manage the

A - Americans

Janaza ja raha tha. . .

Janaza ja raha tha, 1 sindhi ne dekha to wo b janazy main sharik hogia.

kisi ne zor se kaha Kalma-e-Shahadat.


Sindhi Chilaya


Jiye Bhutto.

America jis se drta hai un sb k akhir me (N) ata he,

America jis se drta hai un sb k akhir me (N) ata he,

Qur'an

Taliban

Iran

Usama Bin Ladin

Afghanistan

Waziristan

Cheen

R

Pathan

Zardari Per Mazmoon. . .

Zardari Per Mazmoon

Ap 1950 mai peda hue
ap ne begairtee ki ibtedai taleem apne mohally k school se hasil ki
aur isi fun mein ala taleem ek namwar dakoo se hasil ki.
Jab dakait hone ka certificate hasil kya to aapki umer sirf 16 saal
thee, yeh aapka record hai.

Phir benazir se shadi kar k aap ne professional begairti ka aghaaz kia
aur Mr. 10% mashoor hoe.

phir kurse-e-sadarat pee aa baithay or mulk lootne main apna muqaam
banaya.

aapki tareekh-e-wafat ka sab ko intizaar hai.