Aadmi Apne Bachey Se . . .

Aadmi Apne Bachey Se

Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna

Ye Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain

4 Nazar Ayeinge.

Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai

A girl was yelling in the Church . . .

A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!"
The priest inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?"
Girl: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"

Why do you send me to school for.

Child: "Why do you send me to school for."
Mother: "To make a man out of you."
Child: "But my teacher makes everyday a cock out of me."

Father:Itne km marks?

Father:Itne km marks?
2 Thappar lgney chahiyen,
Beta: Haan papa
Maine to us kameenay master ka gher b daikh liya hai sath chalainge.

Father:Itne km marks?

Father:Itne km marks?
2 Thappar lgney chahiyen,
Beta: Haan papa
Maine to us kameenay master ka gher b daikh liya hai sath chalainge.

Baap: Beta tujhey kaisi biwi chahye?

Baap: Beta tujhey kaisi biwi chahye?
Beta: Chand jaisi.
Baap: Itni Khubsurat?
Beta: nahi, Aisi jo rat ko aey, R subah chali jae.

Dada Jan ap ik mint k liye. . .

Munna: Dada Jan ap ik mint k liye apni ankhen band karen
Dada Jan: Q Beta?
Munna: Ammi ne kaha hai k dada ki ankhen band hote hi sb kuch hamara ho jayga.

Thooth brush say saaf karta hun. . .

Baap: Beta jab main tumko marta hun to tum apna gussa kaisey nikaaltey ho ?

Beta: Bathroom saf kar k,

Baap: To us se maira kia bigarta hai ?

Beta: Bathroom ap k thooth brush say saaf karta hun.

Child: Papa apko yad hai apke kaha tha. . .

Child: Papa apko yad hai apke kaha tha
Ager main exam main paas ho giya to ap mujhe 5000 Rs. dainge,

Father: Haan

Child: Good News hai,

Apkey 5000 bach gaye.

Bus driver k peache betha. . .

Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!

Beta: Papa ap ki shadi hogai?

Beta: Papa ap ki shadi hogai?
Papa: Haan

Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewaquf teri Ammi se

Beta: Wah papa ghar main hi setting kar li

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