Lady On Call

Lady On Call Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids. Man Stunnd,Omg! ... R U Riya No Anu? No Pari? No Jasi? No Lady in confusion No Sir I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son

Father:Itne km marks?

Father:Itne km marks?
2 Thappar lgney chahiyen,
Beta: Haan papa
Maine to us kameenay master ka gher b daikh liya hai sath chalainge.

Father:Itne km marks?

Father:Itne km marks?
2 Thappar lgney chahiyen,
Beta: Haan papa
Maine to us kameenay master ka gher b daikh liya hai sath chalainge.

If u hv 1000Rs in 1 pocket. . .

Teacher: If u hv 1000Rs in 1 pocket & 1000Rs in another pocket. then phir tum kia sochoge?


Student: Oye mai kitey abbey di pent te nai paa li.

Usne Khudkushi kr li. . .

Teacher:

Usne Khudkushi kr li

Usey Khudkushi krni pari

dono mai fark batao ?

Student: Pehla prha likha berozgar tha,

R

Dusra Shadi Shuda tha.

Wo meri nawasi hai. . .

Teacher: Translate into English "Wo meri nawasi hai."

Pathan: She is my Eighty Nine.

Teacher: 1869 main kia hua tha?

Teacher: 1869 main kia hua tha?
Sardar: pata nai,
Teacher:Stupid gandhi paida hua tha
Ab batao 1873 main kia hua tha ?
Sardar: Gandhi 4 sal ka hogia tha.

batao naddi naley kahan se. . .

Teacher: batao naddi naley kahan se nikalte hain?
Student: Naddi ka to pta nai pr naley shalwar se nikalte hain.

Dil main ap. . .

Dil main ap

Dharkan main ap

ankhon main ap

sanson main ap

jahan b dekhon

bas ap hi ap

Detol wali aunti sach kehti hain

Jaraseem hr jagah hote hain.

Aey Ki Mazaq Aey?

Aey Ki Mazaq Aey?

When a student is late 4 a clas,
He is not Punctual
Whn a teacher is late 4 a clas,
He is very busy

Whn a studnt has not completd his work,
He is Irresponsible
Whn a techr has not comlete his correction,
He is not a Machine.

Whn a studnt talks inside da clas,
It is Bad Behavior
Whn the techr dz the same,
he has something important to discuss

Whn studnt bunk a clas,
He is nt serious in studies
Whn a teachr dz the same,
He Needs a break

Teacher: Qaid-e-azam or. . .

Teacher: Qaid-e-azam or Allama Iqbal main kia cheez same hai?
Student: 2 Ghante sochne k bad. . .
2 9 chutti waley din paidah huey the.

school shuru karwa dia karen. . .

Teacher : you are late today, school 7 baje lag jata hai or tum ab aa rahe ho??? Student : sir aap mer fikar na kia karen aap school shuru karwa dia karen.

Teacher: kal school se chutti Q ki ?

Teacher: kal school se chutti Q ki ?
Student: Sir mehman aye huey ther,
Teacher: O I See
Student: Sir o i hundi tey aj v na aanda.

Teacher: Translate this into english.

Teacher: Translate this into english.
"Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi giya"

Pathan: He Done his work and done danna dan done.

Teacher: batao k Chooza anday. . .

Teacher: batao k Chooza anday se kese nikalta hai?

Patahan: Miss ye bat itni important nahi,

Sochnay wali bat ye hai k chooza anday me ghusa kaisey ?

Teacher: Zinda Rehnay k. . .

Teacher: Zinda Rehnay k liye kia cheez zruri hai?

Student Zinda rehnay k liye teri Qasam. . .
1 Mulaqaaat zruri hai sanam