2 Choohe Darakht pe bethe the...

2 Choohe Darakht pe bethe the Neeche se 1 Hathi guzra Ek Chooha hathi pe ja gira Hathi ruk gya 2sra choha bola Daba k rakh salay ko MAin b aata hon... :D

Chor Ki Faryad

Chor Ki Faryad Night packeges ne to hmen bhoka mar dia Jis ghr ma chori k lye jao koi Ashiq jag rha hota hy (',')>janu /)( 5mint rko koi /\ awaz i hy

Moral: Improve your thoughts, they're just kids xD

During a hide-and-seek game at a birthday party, two kids ended up hiding on a bed under a blanket in a dark room...

1st kid: I am a boy... You?

2nd kid: I don't know...

1st kid: Wait I'll check... He went under the blanket and said: You're a girl!!

2nd kid: How do you know?
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1st kid: Because my socks are blue and your's are pink.

>Moral: Improve your thoughts, they're just kids xD

Teacher: Wat wil u do after growing up?

Teacher: Wat wil u do after growing up?:) Student: Facebookin g:) Teachr..: NO! I mean wat wil u BECUM ... ... ... Studnt: Admin of facebook pages:-). Teachr: OMG! I MEAN wat wil u ACHIEVE aftr u grow up Studnt: Facebook Admin Rights;) Teacr: IDIOT! I MEAN wat wil u do 4 ur PARENTS Studnt: I create a page for thm on facebooK. I LUV MOM n DAD Teachr: Stupid! Wat do ur parents want frm U? Stud.: My facebook password :P Teach.: Oh God! Wat IS DA PURPOSE OF UR LIFE? Stud: Facebook bt never to face book :D

mujhay ponay 8 jaga daina.....!

Ikhteyar-e-taran'num say tabas'sum ki roshni ko jala daina....




Main sonay lga hn mujhay ponay 8 jaga daina.....!;-)

Apna hath apne sir pe phairo . . .

Apna hath apne sir pe phairo



1 bar phir phairo


Dobara phairo


chalo 1 br phir


Ab to yaqen hogia hoga k...

"Gadhey k sir pe seengh nahi hote"

ik sunddi ('_')@@@@@@_) Zaroor hoti hai.

Khoobsurat phulon main,
Haseen Wadiyon main,
Dil kash baaghon main,
Sarsbz sabziyon main,
Ap jaisi










ik sunddi ('_')@@@@@@_)
Zaroor hoti hai.

Chawla khirki nai khuldi pai. . .

Admi Hotel Manager se: Jaldi chalo meri BV khirki se kood kr jaan dene lagi hai,
Hotel Manager: To main kia karun?
Admi: Chawla khirki nai khuldi pai.

Ek baar 3 fruits mein aapas mein baatcheet hoti ha . . .

Ek baar 3 fruits mein aapas mein baatcheet hoti hai.

Apple: Mujhe toh sab dho ke aur kaat ke khaate hai.

Amrood: Tujhe kya mujhe bhi sab dho ke aur kaat ke khate hai.


Apple, chup chaap baithe banana se kehta hai tu chup kyu hai?

Banana : “Main kya kahu mujhe toh batate hue bhi saram aati hai, mujheh to sab log nanga karke khate hai.”

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
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A white horse fell in the mud.

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What were u thinking???

SIRF EK BAR HI PARH KAR . . .

SIRF EK BAR HI PARH KAR
LAST MEIN DEAY GAE QUESTION
KA ANSWER DEIN

YAAD RAHAY SIRF EKK
BAAR PARHNA HAI

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MERA SAWAL YEAH HAI

KAY LOTAY KO

ENGLISH MEIN

KIA KEHTAY HEIN

Worlds shortest jokes:

Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful.:-P

Three FASTEST means of Communication . . .

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

Aadmi Apne Bachey Se . . .

Aadmi Apne Bachey Se

Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna

Ye Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain

4 Nazar Ayeinge.

Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai

A touching love stry . . .

A touching love stry



a boy n a grl lv each other vry mch..



One day wile they were talking,

the boy touched d girl's hand n in retrn girl touchd boy's hand...





















































Wat a touching story...

Bor ho rahy ho to seerhi se neeche jao . . .

Bor ho rahy ho to seerhi se neeche jao
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A chines couple Mr. Hua & Mrs Hua . . .

A chines couple Mr. Hua & Mrs Hua
Got twin babes aftr mariage
They named them
"Jo-Hua"-"So-Hua"

Next year they Got 1 more baby uska nam rakha
"Ye-Kia-Hua"

aik din mila wo mujh say . . .

aik din mila wo mujh say


Bujha bujha sa

Jhuka jhuka sa

Udasiyoun main

Racha bassa sa ....



Jo main nay poochha..

Udaas kyon ho..?


Jhuka ke palkain ,

Chupa ke chehra ,

Laga wo kehnay ,



























































































Ammi ne chamat mara hai...