Showing posts with label Malika Sherawat SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Malika Sherawat SMS. Show all posts

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Mallika subah uuth ke sabse pahle. .

Reporter say to mallika-subah uuth ke sabse pahle aap kya karti hai.?

Mallika reply- subah uthkar sabse pahle main apne ghar chali jati hoon
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Main nahatay waqat kya lagaoun?

Malika sherawat goes to skin doctor and ask, “Main nahatay waqat kya lagaoun?” Doctor: “bathroom ki kundi.”
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Mallika Sherwat to chemist

Mallika Sherwat to chemist: 15 inch ka condom hai? Chemist: Hai na, kitne doon? Mallika: Abhi nahi, koi use lene aaye to mujhe call karna.
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Malika Sherawat Suhaag Raat . . .

Director: Malika Sherawat Suhaag Raat Ka Scene Hai Aap Usey
Garam Dhoodh Ka Glass Deti Hain.
Malika: Glass Sey Hee Dhoodh Pilana Tha Tou Mujhe Kioun Cast Kia?? …
Posted by Text Messages at 9:25 PM 0 comments
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