Showing posts with label Actress SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Actress SMS. Show all posts

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Main Katreena se shaadi karunga?

Salman: Kitne Log ye sochte hain ki main Katreena se shaadi karunga?

Contestant: 10%

Salman: huh??? sirf 10%??

Contestant: Haan, Kyu baaki 90% khud Katreena se shaadi karna chahte hain..

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Congratulation! You Are Selected. . .

Congratulation!

Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay

Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohat main role hai

Film ka Naam hai,

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>>>>>Bey-gairat Zameen Per<<<<<

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Aamir Khan ki Film GHAJNI dekh

Aamir Khan ki Film GHAJNI dekh k Adnan Sami ne faisla kiya hai k wo b 1 film banaynge or us Film ka naam hoga





Wazni

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Shahrukh ne mjh se 5

Shahrukh ne mjh se 5 cror ka sawal pucha k "Pakistan main aisa kon hai jo 30 din ma 1 br nahata hai?"
Such main 5 cror thukra diye mgr apka naam nai btaya.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

1 Actress Dukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se :

1 Actress Dukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se :

Yeh Mard Kitni Jaldi Badal Jatey Hein

Kal Tak Chaudhry Sahab Mujhe Itne Ache Lagte Itne Pyare Lagte They K Kia Btao?

Magr Ab Un ki Shakal Dekhne ko Dil Nahi krta:->

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Malika Sharawat ko airport

Malika Sharawat ko airport customs walon nain poocha:
Mem: ap sirf Tiffan box lai hain, is main kia hai ?

Malika:"Umm tang na karo, is main maire dresses hain"
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We have many categorized Short Messages / SMS for mobile messaging. You can send those messages to your friends and family. We have many categories like , funny , happy mother day , romatic, love and many more.