I was getting my hair cut . . .

I was getting my hair cut at a neighborhood shop, and I asked the barber when would be the best time to bring in my two-year-old son.
Without hesitation, the barber answered, "When he's four.

How old are you little man?

Barber: "How old are you little man?"
Rohit: "Eight."
Barber: Do you want a haircut?"
Rohit: "well, I certainly didnt came in for a shave!"

How mach for haircut?

Customer: "How mach for haircut?"
Barber: "20 Rupees."
Cutomer: "How much for a Shave?"
Barber: "Ten rupees."
Cutomer: "Great-shave my head, please!"