PATHAN Dewar k sath ulta khara...

PATHAN Dewar k sath ulta khara tha \ / | | /(.".)\ Wife: Tum Ultay Q kharay ho? Pthan: Sar drd ki goli khai thi, kahin pait me na chli jae. :-:-D

What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gandhi and Qaid-e-Azam?

What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gandhi and
Qaid-e-Azam?

Pathan replied,
“All are born on govt holidays”

Teacher to Pathan . . .

Teacher to Pathan

where you born?????

Pathan says Proudly.

i born in PAKHTOON KHAWA

teacher ok spell it

pathan i think i was born in N.W.F.P.

Once a Pathan goes for INTERVIEW

Once a Pathan goes for INTERVIEW

on the Gate he said May i come In Sir.

Officer wait Please.

Pathan 80 KG

Once a Pathan goes for INTERVIEW

Once a Pathan goes for INTERVIEW

on the Gate he said May i come In Sir.

Officer wait Please.

Pathan 80 KG

Mobile main kuch mp3 load karwanay hain..

PATHAN: Mobile main kuch mp3 load karwanay hain..

Dukandar: Memory Card Hai??

PATHAN: Nahi!
Shanaakhti card chalega ?

Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha tha . ..

Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha tha

Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu parh rahe ho ji?

Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.

Pathan mazar per bomb rakhte pakra gia. . .

Pathan mazar per bomb rakhte pakra gia,
Logon nain bohet maara or pucha aisa Q kiya?

Pathan ko kuch samajh na aya to bola:
Maine Bomb rakhne ki mannat maani thi.