Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡. . .

Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.

Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao

Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he.

Shahid Afridi in interview . . .

Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta".

Mera abbu tume both psand . . .

Girl:
Mera abbu tume both psand
Krte hy
.
Phatan:
Shrmate hove
“Pr hum shadi tum se
he kre ga”

Pathan Ne Apni Pregnant Wife Ko $m$ Kia . . .

Pathan Ne Apni Pregnant Wife Ko $m$ Kia
"KESi HO"
Thori Dair Baad Pathan Khushi Se Naachne
Laga...
Kiun K Mobile Par Report Aai:

"DELIVERED"

1 pthan ne molvi se kch pucha . . .

1 pthan ne molvi se kch pucha molvi ne 2 thapar laga diya
1 admi ne pthan se pucha tmne kya bola molvi ko?
Pthan:ma ne srf pucha k valentine day ki nmaz kab ho ge

Ek pathan aasman par daikh raha tha us ne ek doosre pathan se poocha . . .

Ek pathan aasman par daikh raha tha us ne ek doosre pathan se poocha

yara! Yeh sooraj hay ya chand?

2nd pathan: pata nai..Hum to iss sheher mai naya aaya hai

Phatan train me su su kr k aya . . .

Phatan train me su su kr k aya
.
.
BV:
Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
.
Phatan:
Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”

Pathan In Army . . .

Captain of Millitary:
Nojawano Aage Barho

Pathan aagey nahi barha

Captain: Tum aagey Q nahi Barhe

Pathan: apne kaha tha 9 jawano
aage barho mein 10va hon

Pathan nain chottey qadd ki larki se shadi ki . . .

Pathan nain chottey qadd ki larki se shadi ki,
Kisi nain pucha aisa Q kiya?

Pathan bola maire walid nain kaha tha k Musibat jitni choti ho itna acha hai.

1 Pathan Mujra daikhne gia . . .

1 Pathan Mujra daikhne gia, sari rat mujra dekha
Mujre wali nain kaha sahib hum nain apko khush kiya,
Ab ap hamain khush karen.


Pathan utha or. . .




Khud Nachney lag gia.

Pathan ne call milai to awaz aayi . . .

Pathan ne call milai to awaz aayi:

Is call k liye aap ka balance Na Kaafi hai.

Pethan: Koi baat nahi meri jaan.

Tum sy bat ho jata hai bas itna hi kafi hai.

Ik Khan sb ko phansi ki saza hui . . .

Ik Khan sb ko phansi ki saza hui
Judge ne poocha: koi akhri khawahish?
Khan sb: Hamari jagha tum latak jao.

bhai sb 1 kala bulb dena . . .

Pathan: bhai sb 1 kala bulb dena.
Storekeeper: Ap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?
Pathan:Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai.

Bache ko pani daine se pehley. . .

Doctor: Bache ko pani daine se pehley ubaal laina chahiye,
Pathan: Wo to theek hai pr Ubaalne se bacha mar to nai jayega?

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kar di . . .

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kar di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas call aai. Woh hans hans k baat kr rha tha. Mene pucha k0n hai?
To bola tumhari BHABI:-)

Bachna aey haseeeeeeeeeeeeeno . . .

Ye keh kr Pathan nain Larkioun per Tarakk Charha diya Faraz!





















Bachna aey haseeeeeeeeeeeeeno lo main aa giya!

1 Helicopter Qabristan main gir gia. . .

1 Helicopter Qabristan main gir gia.
Govt ne 1 pathan ko enquiry krne k liye bheja,
Usne Itla di k 500 Lahsen mil gai hain or baqi k liye khudai ho ri hai.

Wo meri nawasi hai. . .

Teacher: Translate into English "Wo meri nawasi hai."

Pathan: She is my Eighty Nine.

Pathan ne machis ki teeli jalai. . .

Pathan ne machis ki teeli jalai
na jali

dusri jalai
na jali

tisri teeli jalai
wo jal gai

to pathan ne jaldi se bhuja di or bola ye kam ki hai rakh leta hun.

Pathan k han larki paida hui. . .

Pathan k han larki paida hui

Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi to lrke is phasaynge

Pathan: mai ne is problem ka solution dhund liya hai hum is ka naam "Baji" rakhenge.