Our balance sheet will tally automatically

In the balance sheet of our
life Our children will be our
true assets and liabilities!!
If they are boys, they will be our sundry debtors,
If they are girls, they will be our sundry creditors,
But if we have a boy and a girl,
Our balance sheet will tally automatically

Hoaly Holay . . .

Hoaly Holay date sheet milti hai
holay holay tension barhti ha
holay holay se wat lagti hai haaaannn...
Holay holay dekho dar lagta hai
Holay Holay presure barta hai
Holay holay Pasina ata hai haaann....
Tu sabar to kar mere yaar zara sans to ly dildar chal fikar nu goli mar yaar
ab din bache hain 3 ya 4
holay holay ho jaey ga pass chhaley holay holay ho jaey ga pass
HOlay holay ho jaey ga pass

Wo listen listen likhti rahi. . .

Wo listen listen likhti rahi

me lesson lesson parhta raha

Wo dream deam likhti rahi

me drum drum parhta raha...

Wo call me call me likhti rahi

me kill me kill me parhta raha

Wo date date likhti rahi..

me dot dot parhta raha......

Wo meet meet likhti rahi

me mat mat parhta raha......

wo love love likhti rahi

me leave leave parhta raha

wo shadi kar k chali gaye......

me language course he karta raha..

Once there ws a pukha kutta.

Once there ws a pukha kutta.
He ws vry pukha kutta
He phiring loye loye.
He dekhya the shop of chacha kareem.
He chuking one boti from there. and nas gia.
Jb he guzra frm nalay alye pul to.
He saw ik hor kutta.
he become vry shodah.
his soch ws vry kutiyan wali.
He apni v boti daig laye.
Moral: Jo dujyan nal kutay wali krda ona nal b kutyan wali hundi.

this song is dedicate to all students. . .

4 dino ka Exam o Rabba,
Lambi Parhai, Lambi Parhai,

Parhney me dil mera lage kabhi na,
Parhney se jan meri jay hamesha,

Kitney zamaney baad o rabba,
Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaaa,

Soya raha main classon main apni,
Teacher se roz roz pit k main aya,

Kitna pita hun, soojh giya hun,
chalna phirna bhool giya hun,

4 dino ka Exam o Rabba,
Lambi Parhai, Lambi Parhai,

this song is dedicate to all students

Hamain to apnon nain koota . . .

Hamain to apnon nain koota ghairon main kahan dam tha,
Mairi Haddiyan wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha,
Mujhe jis Ambulance main dala uska petrol kam tha,
Mujhey rakshey main is liye bithaya k uska kiraya kam tha,

Mujhey Doctor nain uthaya nars main kahan dam tha,
Mujhey jis BED par litaya us k nichey "BOMB" tha

Zong ADD remix

Zong ADD remix:

Yaar aik baat tu batain?
yeh yaad ker ker k paper dena zaroori hay kya?
aur iss say hota hi kya hay?
thora bohto yaad reh jata hay, jaisay wo bi pura likh ker ajain gay..!
Cheating hr sirf akhir ka aik hour, 2 ghante bethay rahay kya?

Maza tu aab aye ga,
Pocket guide k sath!
Ji haan aab pure k pure notes k sath,
Net weight sirf 12grm,
itnay main tu Pharra bhi na mile..!

Cheating hour ..!
ab koi b hour ....

Tu Pocket guide sath lay jain,
Aur saaaaaaaabbb Likh dain....