I want to BE THAT Friend...

A Man saw a Poor Young Boy
looking at his expensive Car.
He was in a good mood that day
and so he offered him a drive
The Boy couldn't believe his luck
and joined him
Boy: Car is marvelous…its so
huge..What's the Cost ?
Man: I don't know Exactly..My
Friend Gifted it
Boy: So Nice of Him
Man: I know what you are
thinking..You also want to have a
friend like him right?!
Boy: No, I want to BE THAT Friend
…!!

Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye phase huye hain.

A mouse was going with its kids . . .

A mouse was going with its kids a cat jumbed infront of them.
Mouse shouted: Bhao Bhao Cat ran away,
Mouse: That's the advantage of learning foreign language.

A chines couple Mr. Hua & Mrs Hua . . .

A chines couple Mr. Hua & Mrs Hua
Got twin babes aftr mariage
They named them
"Jo-Hua"-"So-Hua"

Next year they Got 1 more baby uska nam rakha
"Ye-Kia-Hua"

Ik Mamon k gher se . . .

Ik Mamon k gher se Chuntiyaa (Ant) jarahi thi.
Memon: Kahan jarahi ho ?
Chunti: Bhai bhooka mrney se to behtar hai k Hijrat kr jayn.

Ik aadmi k gher k samenay . . .

Ik aadmi k gher k samenay eik gadha mara para tha,
us nay municiple community walon ko fone keya,
"meray gher k samenay gadha mara para hay uthwalain "
jawab Mila "Wahen dafen kar do"
wo aadmi kuch dair tak khaamoosh raha.
Phir jall ker bola. . .
<<<< "defen to kara deta hoon mager mainay socha pehlay marhoom kay khandan waloon ko tu khaber ker doon >>>>

Aik makhi ganjay ke sar per beth gayi . . .

Aik makhi ganjay ke sar per beth gayi.....

Dosri makhi ne kaha " array wah kiya ghar mil gaya hai tujhe".

Pehli makhi boli.....
.
.
.
.
.

" Nahi, abhi tou sirf plot khareeda hai"..

Ik burhi orat ne 100 Police walon ki dawat ki.

Ik burhi orat ne 100 Police walon ki dawat ki.
Police Officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?


Amma: Main mannat manni c k mera gher bn gia tey mai 100 kanjeran nu roti khwaoungi,
Es lai twanu khawai.

Police Officer hans kr bola: Amma aina taqalluf Q kita

1 Wapda wala sadd laina C.

Train mai ek husband. . .

Train mai ek husband apni wife se: "tujh se shadi kr k pachta raha hoon."

"dil krta hai tujhe kuttay k aagay daal doon"

Samnay wala passenger bola: "bhao bhao"

Chunti or hathi ki. . .

Chunti or hathi ki Love Marriage hui!

Agle din hathi mar gia,

Chunti boli "Wah Re Mohabbat"

1 din ka pyarmila ab sari upar qabar khodne mei guzar jayegi.

Admi Taxi Driver se. . .

Admi Taxi Driver se: Bhai speed slow rakho mere 12 chotay chotay bachey hain. . .

Taxi Driver:

Anni Deya

Apni Speed vekhi.

1 arbi public toilet me. . .

1 arbi public toilet me fone pr bat kr raha tha,

Pathan nain suna to ander jakr arbi ko bohat maara,

logon nai pucha to bola ye kameena bath room main "Tilawat kr raha tha"

Tamam muslim se apeal hai k. . .

Tamam muslim se apeal hai k

WALL's ICe cream ka FEAST
Flavor mat khayn

Q k

Dusron ko khata dekh kr mera
b bohat dil krta hai
R mera gala kharab hai

Pyar agr 1 se hoto bhola pan,

Pyar agr 1 se hoto bhola pan,
2 se hoto Dewana pan!
3 se hoto Mastana pan!
4 se hoto pagal pan!
Agr hr kisi se hoto Kameena pan!

Hum ko larki pasand hai . . .

Larke wale: Hum ko larki pasand hai shadi kb krni hai?
Larki wale: abi to larki parh rahi hai.
Larke waly: hamara beta kia kaka hai jo kitabain phaar dega?

Boy: Tum shadi k bad apne liye. . .

Boy: Tum shadi k bad apne liye alg ghar to nahi mangogi?
Girl: Arey nahi main aesi larki nai,
Tum apni amma ko alg ghar dila dena.

Najumi:larkey ka hath dekh kr

Najumi:larkey ka hath dekh kr bola: Beta tum bohat parhoge,
Larka: Parh to main 5 saal se raha hun, ye bata pass kb hunga.

Allama Iqbal R. . .

Allama Iqbal
R
Wapda main 1 cheez hi same hai Wo kia ?


Socho?




?



nahi pata?



dono ka 1 hi kam hai k soi hui qoum ko jaga do.

1 arbi public toilet me

1 arbi public toilet me fone pr bat kr raha tha,
Pathan nain suna to ander jakr arbi ko bohat maara,
logon nai pucha to bola ye kameena bath room main "Tilawat kr raha tha"

Lazy Boy: Papa 1 glass paani de do,

Lazy Boy: Papa 1 glass paani de do,
Papa: khud uth k p lo,
Boy: plz de do na. . .!
Papa: ab manga na to thapar marunga,
Boy: thaper marney aao to pani lete ana.