Hoaly Holay . . .

Hoaly Holay date sheet milti hai
holay holay tension barhti ha
holay holay se wat lagti hai haaaannn...
Holay holay dekho dar lagta hai
Holay Holay presure barta hai
Holay holay Pasina ata hai haaann....
Tu sabar to kar mere yaar zara sans to ly dildar chal fikar nu goli mar yaar
ab din bache hain 3 ya 4
holay holay ho jaey ga pass chhaley holay holay ho jaey ga pass
HOlay holay ho jaey ga pass

Computer Girl

Hard Disk Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

Windows Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

Screensaver Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

Internet Girls:
Difficult to access.

Server Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

Multimedia Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

Email Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

Virus Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything!!

Bohat Hee Khobsurat Nazm Ka Aghaz Kerte Hain . . .

Bohat Hee Khobsurat Nazm Ka Aghaz Kerte Hain
Yeh Larke Kion Apna Waqt Berbaad Kerte Hain

Zara Samjha Kero Hum Ko, Zara Alfaaz Wapis Lo
Kay Sharif Zaadey Kahan, Kab, Aisi Baat Kartay Hain

Kissi Se “Luv U” Kehte Hain Kissi Se “Hug U” Kehte Hain
Yeh Jo Aap Kerte Hain Who Kia Khak Kerte Hain??

Mobile De Ke Larkion Ko Inspire Kerte Hain
Maa Baap Ke Paisoon Ka Khana Kharab Kerte Hain

Bohat Pur-Josh Rehte Hain Bohat Si Baatein Kerte Hain
Mager Matlub Ki Baatoon Ko Huns Ke Taala Kerte Hain

Deen Ki Baatoon Ko Khud Pe Na Kabhi Sawar Kartay Hain
Aur Kuch Mane Ya Na Mane Girlfriends Hamesha Chaar Rakhtay Hain

Nahin Ager Aap Ki Niyat Mein Koi Futoor
Tow Larkion Ke Face Mein Kia Talaash Kerte Hain???

Kahain Tu Hard Disk Bhar Doon Inn Pe Likh Ker
Chalein Chorein Aaj Hum Inn Ko Maaf Kerte Hain…..

Jab se begam ne mujhe murghaa banaa rakhaa hai . . .

Jab se begam ne mujhe murghaa banaa rakhaa hai
maine nazron ki tarah sar bhi jhukaa rakhaa hai

Bartanon! aaj mere sar pe baraste kiyun ho
maine tumko to hameshaa shulaa rakhaa hai

pahle belan ne banaayaa mere sar par gomad
aur ab chamte ne meraa gaal sujaa rakhaa hai

saare kapre to jalaa daale hain begam ne
tan chhupaane ko baniyaan phataa rakhaa hai

wohi duniyaa mein muqaddar ka sikander yehan thahraa
jisne khud ko abhii shaadi se bachaa rakhaa hai

pee jaa is maar ki talkhii ko bhii hans kar naasir
maar khaane mein bhii qudrat ne mazaa rakhaa hai

Bann k bister boriya. . .

Bann k bister boriya Assi tey challey Koriya
Bijli aithey rahendi nai, Puri kisey di paindi nai,
Har koi aithey rohenda aey, Bann k bister boriya Assi tey challey Koriya,
Har koi aithey darda aey, Naley pukha marda aey,
Paindu hovey ya lahoriya, Bann k bister boriya Assi tey challey Koriya
Har paasey chor bazari aey, Nawaz ya Zardari aey,
Har koi Mulk nu kha reya, Bann k bister boriya Assi tey challey Koriya

Uski Aisi ki Tesi. . .

Wo Mera Dil Jalaye to uski aisi taisi,
Wo Kisi R ki ho jaye to uski aisi ki Taisi,

Ek Tamana hai Faqt meray sath hi Bike per bethey
Wo kisi Car k sapne sajae to uski aisi ki taisi.

Mere Kaan Taraste hain uski awaz k liye,
Wo Mera phone na uthaye to us Aisi ki Tesi

Arzu hai k wo mere gher khana khaye per
usko KFC hi nazar ae to us ki Aisi ki Tesi,

Mai usko Her Waqt msg krta rehta hun Dosto,
Wo phir b lift na karae to uski aisi ki tesi