SMS karney se mout nai ati :P

Duniya bhar k mashor docters mout pe research ki k . . . . . . . . . . . SMS karney se mout nai ati :P

Zameen pe ho tu SMS BHEJO . . .

Zameen pe ho tu SMS BHEJO
Baagh mein ho tu phool bhejo
asman pe ho tu sitarey bhejo
Janat mein ho tu hoorein bhejo
aur agar dozakh mein ho tu

























ENJOY UR SELF...
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Bhool se kabhi hume bhi yaad kiya karo . . .

Bhool se kabhi hume bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,
Itne bhi gair na samjho ki baat na karo,
Call nahi to miss call he kiya karo..

Kanjoos k ghar pe guest aaye. . .

Kanjoos k ghar pe guest aaye, biwi ne kaha "Jao mehmanon k liye kuch le kar aao."

Kajoos bahar gaya!

Aur Texi le kar aa gaya.

Zidd apni na chori. . .

Zidd apni na chori
pyar bhara dil tor diya,
Bus 0.20 paise ki khatir apne
SMS krna chor diya.

Na hawa hai na Saya hai. . .

Na hawa hai na Saya hai,
Ehsas tumhara aya hai,
Kbhi MSG b kr liya kro,
Company ne ye Mobile,
Sirf daikhne k liye nai banaya hai.

Ap ki medical report. . .

Ap ki medical report a gai hai dekh len

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Ghabraney ki koi bat nai ap k under sirf 2 keere hain
Ek apko call nai krne deta dusra SMS
8------Student SMS
Kuch badli hui taqdeer nazar ati hai,
Yadon ki 1 zanjer nazar ati hai,
Parhen B to kia parhen,

Hr page pe Bachioyn ki tasvir nazar ati hai.

Sitam sehny ki B hadd hoti hai. . .

Sitam sehny ki B hadd hoti hai,
Kisi ko satany ki B hadd hoti hai,
SMS bhejne ki koshish kro Dost,
Muft k SMS parhney ki B had hoti hai.

Adalat dafa 420 k tahet. . .

Sarey gawahon R bayanon ko MAD-E-nazar rakhte hue ye Adalat dafa 420 k tahet SMS prhne wale ko SMS NA BHEJINE K JURM ME.....
KANJOOS, Qarar deti hai.

Mubarik ho. . .

Mubarik ho
SMS na krne pr apko MBA ki Degree di jati hai.

MBA means



Member of Bhikaari Association

Kanjoosi ko kr buland itna,

Kanjoosi ko kr buland itna,
K hr Msg Bhejney se pehlay,


Service Center waley Call kr khud puchain

Bata aj Msg bhejne ki waja kia hai? :-)

De kr dil wapis liya nahi jata. . .

De kr dil wapis liya nahi jata,
Yun nazuk dil do zakham diya nhi jata,
Such ye dunia bohet zaalim hai,
SMS sasta he phir b ap se kiya nahi jata.

Dekho andhera kitna suhana hai,

Dekho andhera kitna suhana hai,
Load shading ka zamana hai,
kr do ik acha sms rawana,
Balance bacha k kia UPS lagwana hai?

Par SMS aavey ga kithon???

SMS di udeek la rakhi aey. . .
Nazar Mobile te tika rakhi aey. . .
Par SMS aavey ga kithon???
Yari Kanjran naal la rakhi aey.

Tamam Sabooton or gawahon k tahet. . .

Tamam Sabooton or gawahon k bayanaat ki roshni main ye adalat dafa 382 Taziraat-e-Pakistan k tahett apko SMS na bhaijney k jurm main "Sheikh" qarar daiti hai.

Khamosh Rat k pehlu main. . .

Khamosh Rat k pehlu main Sitarey Na hotey,

In Rookhi Ankhon main Rangeen Nazarey na hotey,

Hum B na Krtey SMS ap ko,

Agr Ap humey itney pyare na hotey.

Ye 10 Dollers mari tarf se. . .

$$$$$$$$$$
Ye 10 Dollers mari tarf se rakh lo or Mobile main credit Dalwa kr mujhey SMS karo,
Na... Na Sharmao Mat,
Rakh lo Aakhir Dost hi Dost k kam ata hai.

Hum Muhabbat wale ap husan waly. . .

Hum Muhabbat wale ap Hussan waly,
Hum Dil waley ap Dolat waley,
Hum SMS karney waley
Or Ap Free main SMS parhney waley.

1 kanjoos tha. . .

1 kanjoos tha,

Bilkul kanjoos tha,

khalis kanjoos tha

bohat ziadah kanjoos tha

Ap mat

Ghabrao

Ap k samney to woh kuch b nahi.

Tum . . .

Tum


Han Tum


Sirf Tum


Tum


Arey Tum


Baba Tum


Such much


Tum

Qasam se tum


Koi Dusra

Nahi

Han

Han

Tum


Tum Tum or Tum


Bohat kanjoos ho