Mufti Asif Zardari apni Book . . .

Mufti Asif Zardari apni Book (Sheri Rehman ke jalwey) mein farmatay hein..

Chicken Broast aise pakao ke kacha na ho,

Aur

Mohabat aise nibhao ke bacha na ho....

Ye tum itne chote chote kapre!!!

Boss: Ye tum itne chote chote kapre Q pahen k ati ho?
Secretry: kia karun itni kam salary main itne hi kapre milte hain
Boss: Ok phir ab se salary band.

Larkioun k lips pr. .

Larkioun k lips pr Kiss krney ki wajah?


Ye wo wahid tariqa hai jis se wo thori dair k liye khamosh ho jati hain.

Ik badshah shikar pr gia. . .

Ik badshah shikar pr gia,

usne ik herni dekhi us ka naam tha "Teri" tha,

badshah nay ghalti se usko goli mar di,

wo zakhmi ho gai phir ghorey k paon  k nechay a kr wo mar gai

Sawal hai k

teri kis ne mari thi???

Badshah ne ya ghorey nain?

Reply is Must

College ka 1 student university k. . .

College ka 1 student university k toilet me gia,
Jb andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha,
Likha tha: itna zor taleem pr daite to exam me A1 grade lete.

Ik badshah shikar pr gia,

Ik badshah shikar pr gia,
usne ik herni dekhi us ka naam tha "Teri" tha,
badshah nay ghalti se usko goli mar di,
wo zakhmi ho gai phir ghorey k paon k nechay a kr wo mar gai

Sawal hai k

teri kis ne mari thi???
Badshah ne ya ghorey nain?
Reply is Must

Larkiyan pants k neeche kiya pehenti hain?

Q. Larkiyan pants k neeche kiya pehenti hain?

Socho

sochte raho

Ans : Vo sandle pehenti hain!

Dirty mind!

1 Doctor Mareez k peechay. . .

1 Doctor Mareez k peechay bhaag raha tha..Logon ne poocha Kya hua?
Doctor: 4 baar aisa hua hai..
SALA khatnay karwanay aata hai aur baal saaf karwa k bhaag jata hai

Aik Call Girl ka jnaza nikla. . .

Aik Call Girl ka jnaza nikla to usay dekh k 1 Admi bola:

Chalo acha hua aakhir aapas me dono milli to sahi

Kisi ne pocha kon dono?

Wo bola: Uski Tangain

A Girl went to repair umbrella.

A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!

1 tange mein 3 ladies ja rahi thi. . .

1 tange mein 3 ladies ja rahi thi
raste mein police wale ne poocha kahan ja rahe ho.
Tange wala totla tha bola
aik lady ko hospital me chodoon ga
doosri ko ghar pe chodoon ga
aur teesri ko bazar mein chodoon ga.
Peeche se 1 aurat boli batameez kya kah rahe ho,
wo bola chup karo warna yaheen chod doon ga..

Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein. . .

Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon,
tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon,
tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?

Girls Hostil Se 1 Aurat Ne. . .

Girls Hostil Se 1 Aurat Ne Wapda Office Fone Kr K Complain Ki:

Aj To Koi Admi Bhej Do
3 Din Se Larkiyan “Moom Batti” Se Kam Chala Rhi Hen.

Aik Admi U.S.A sy Apni MAA ko fone krta hy:

Aik Admi U.S.A sy Apni MAA ko fone krta hy:
MAA Mujhy AIDS ho gia,
Maa:tu wapas na ana
warna kam kharab ho jae ga
betay ne pucha Wo kaisy?
Maa boli agr tu agya
1; Tere ghar wali ko Aids ho jae ga,
2.Tere ghar wali sy tery bhai ko,
3.Tery bhai sy nokrani ko,
4.Nokarani sy tery baapu ko,
5.Tery baapu se tri khala ko,
6.tere khala sy tery khalu ko,
7.Tery khalu sy mujy
8.or jo mje ho gaya to sare pind ko ho jae ga AIDS,

Puttar pind nu bachaly.

Larki ne chiragh ragra,

Larki ne chiragh ragra, Us me se Jin nikla,
Jin: Kia hukum hai meray aaqa?
Larki:Meri Piyaas bujha do,
Jin: 7Up ley aya. . . . !

Unki larkiyaan. . .

Aao Ehad karain 3 cheezain haath se kabhi nahi janay dain ge.
1. Sharafat
2. Sadaqat
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3. Unki larkiyaan