apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil . . .

MAMU: Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.
MUNNA BHAI: Tamil kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU: Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.

woh apnay bachpan ka dost . . .

CIRCUIT: Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNA BHAI: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT: Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai . . .

MAMU: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL: Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

Apun ko kaise pta lge ga ?

Munna bhai: apun ko kaise pta lge ga k ye Murga hai ya Murghi?
Circut: Simple Bhai, Pather mar kr dekho, agr bhaga to murgha agr bhaigi to murghi.

Abhi aur kitna scroll down karne ka???

Abhi aur kitna scroll down karne ka???
Bole tou ab apna kaam ker re
Ab apun bhi jati hai
Kal jhakaas SMS karegi
Bole tou check karna bhulna nahi.

Kya mast air chal raele hai. . .

Kya mast air chal raele hai
cow log grass eat kar raele hai
dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

saaley ko tapka dala. . .

Really Funny And different SMS
From A Tapori’s Mobile

A B C D E F G H I * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * U V W X Y Z.

Dekha !!!

I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala

“HAPPYBIRTHDAY” 2 u Shocked na?

“HAPPYBIRTHDAY” 2 u Shocked na?
Actully aaj k Din ‘James Hawk’ ne Dhakkan banaya tha,
To Maine socha har DHAKKAN ko Happy BirthDay wish kar du…!