3 Best Comedy Lines In A Student's Life:

3 Best Comedy Lines In A Student's Life:
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Plzz.. Don't Disturb,
I Want To Study.

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No Class,
Then Lets Go To Library.
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The Best One Is :
Sir,
I Have A Question.. ;-) :-P :D

4 students ne paper ki tayari nhe ki

4 students ne paper ki tayari nhe ki,
unho ne 1 mansooba bnaya or woh agly din principle k pas gae,
or kaha,

"sir hum shadi main gae thy,raste me gari ka tyre phat gya, hum sari raat dhakka lagaty rahy, es lye parh nai sake.

principle ne maan lia or unhe 4 din ka time dia,
4 din k baad unhen 4 mukhtalif rooms main bithaya or sirf 1 sawal dia.

Q-) KONSA TYRE PHATA THA?
1- front right
2- front left
3- back right
4- back left
same jawab du sub pass..! :-

Na Ye Chemistry Hoti , Na Mein Student Hota . . .

Na Ye Chemistry Hoti , Na Mein Student Hota

Na Ye Lab. Hoti Na Ye Accident Hota

Abhi Practical Mein Aaye Nazar Ek Larki

Sundar Thi Naak Uski Test Tube Jaisi

Baton Mein Uski Glucose Ki Mithas Thi

Sanson Mein Ester Ki Khushbu Bhi Sath Thi

Aankhon Se Jhalakta Tha Kuch Is Taranh Ka Pyaar

Bin Piye Hi Ho Jata Tha Alcohol Ka Khumar

Benzene Sa Hota Tha Uski Presence Ka Ehsas

Andhere Mein Hota Tha Radium Ka Abhas

Nazrein Mileen, Reaction Hua

Kuch Is Taranh Love Ka Production Hua

Lagne Lage Us Ke Ghar Ke Chakkar Aise

Nucleus Ke Charon Taraf Electron Hon Jaise

Us Din Hamare Test Ka Confirmation Hua

Jab Uske Daddy Se Hamara Introduction Hua

Sun Kar Hamari Baat Woh Aise Uchal Pare

Ignesium Tube Mein Jaise Sodium Bharak Uthe

Woh Bole, Hosh Mein Aao, Pahchano Apni Auqat

Iron Mil Nahin Sakta Kabhi Gold Ke Sath

Ye Sum Kar Tuta Hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker

Aur Hum Chup Rahe Benzaldehyde Ka Karwa Ghoont Pi Kar

Ab Us Ki Yaadon Ke Siwa Hamara Kam Chalta Na Tha

Aur Lab Mein Hamare Dil Ke Siva Kuch Aur Jalta Na Tha

Zindagi Ho Gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon Ki Taranh

Aur Hum Phirte Hain Awara Hydrogen Ki Tarhan

A student leaves totally blank paper on . . .

A student leaves totally blank paper on this final exam, with the last page saying:





"APNEY BAAP KA HAI TO PAAS KER K DIKHA"

College Means . . .

College Means

C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-G irl,
E-Equally..

If u hv 1000Rs in 1 pocket. . .

Teacher: If u hv 1000Rs in 1 pocket & 1000Rs in another pocket. then phir tum kia sochoge?


Student: Oye mai kitey abbey di pent te nai paa li.

Usne Khudkushi kr li. . .

Teacher:

Usne Khudkushi kr li

Usey Khudkushi krni pari

dono mai fark batao ?

Student: Pehla prha likha berozgar tha,

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Dusra Shadi Shuda tha.

Student ka shikwa yun fail jo karna tha. . .

Student ka shikwa yun fail jo karna tha pehle hi bata dete,
Hum Sari kitabon ko Choolhay mai jala dete,
Koshish to bohat ki thi, nakam huey akhir,
Haan pas to ho jate jo naqal kara dete,
Perchay jo miley hum ko sb khali diye hm ne,
Ae kash SaFaI k number hi laga dete.

In bio practical: Examiner: tell me

In bio practical: Examiner: tell me d name of this bird by seeing its legs?
Studnt sorry sir.
Examiner: u fail,
ur name?
Student: see my legs & tell my name?

Class ki hr larki ik phool hai. . .

Class ki hr larki ik phool hai,
Usse chahna ik bhool hai,
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartment k chances full hai.

An engineering student. . .

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere pas degree hai,
knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

College ka 1 student university k. . .

College ka 1 student university k toilet me gia,
Jb andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha,
Likha tha: itna zor taleem pr daite to exam me A1 grade lete.

Aey Ki Mazaq Aey?

Aey Ki Mazaq Aey?

When a student is late 4 a clas,
He is not Punctual
Whn a teacher is late 4 a clas,
He is very busy

Whn a studnt has not completd his work,
He is Irresponsible
Whn a techr has not comlete his correction,
He is not a Machine.

Whn a studnt talks inside da clas,
It is Bad Behavior
Whn the techr dz the same,
he has something important to discuss

Whn studnt bunk a clas,
He is nt serious in studies
Whn a teachr dz the same,
He Needs a break

8 semesters are. . .

8 semesters are there 80GB syllabus 80MB we study 80KB we remember 80 Bytes we answer BINARY marks we get, The Degree finally we get is BE That is Brain Empty (B.E)

Life of a student

Life of a student: PC hai net Nahi, ATM Hai paise Nahi, Cell Hai balance Nahi, EXAM hai tension Nahi, Padna hai lekin saala mood nahi

Student

1000 pages ki book kitne din men parhi ja sakti hai? Writer: 6 month Doctor: 2 month Lawyer: 1 month Prof: 1 week Student: pehle ye batao paper kub hai?