Kash tum bakri hote,

Kash tum bakri hote,
Hum tumhe ghas khilate aur Pyar se tumhare seengh hilatey
r puchte ‘msg bhejne me kanjus kon?
tum ya main?’
to tum Pyar se bolte…
MEIN MEIN

Wo konsi Bekaar cheez hai

Wo konsi Bekaar cheez hai jo ap ke kapro k ander hai?? . . . ... . .. . . . Nahi pata?? . . . . . . . . . . . Beta app woh khud ho..:))

Apna hath apne sir pe phairo . . .

Apna hath apne sir pe phairo



1 bar phir phairo


Dobara phairo


chalo 1 br phir


Ab to yaqen hogia hoga k...

"Gadhey k sir pe seengh nahi hote"

Dunya me 3 log Boht importnt hain . . .

Dunya me 3 log Boht importnt hain


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<)) 1 Main
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('.') phiR Main
<((>
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Aur
3rd Aap




ka dost
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Congratulation! You Are Selected. . .

Congratulation!

Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay

Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohat main role hai

Film ka Naam hai,

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>>>>>Bey-gairat Zameen Per<<<<<

Dunia main bohet se network hain. . .

Dunia main bohet se network hain



mgr 1 network aisa hai jo srf ap ki wajah se chalta hai
or wo hai



Cartoon Network

Tumhe kutta katega. . .

Jis tarhan heere ko heera katega
Soney ko sona kaat ta hai,
Lohey ko laha kat ta hai,
Theek usi tarhan



Tumhe kutta katega

Ap ki personality per ik sher arz hai. . .

Ap ki personality per ik sher arz hai,

Suraj hamesha chand k sath rahega...

Wah Wah

Tu Chawal tha

Chawal hai

or

Chawal hi rahega.

Kiss Kiss Kiss. . .

Kiss


Kiss


Kiss


Kiss


Kiss


Kiss


Kiss

Kiss Kiss ko btayn k ap ktney sweet ho?

Animal ki Khususiyat. . .

Animal ki Khususiyat:-
Bandar: Banana khata hai,
Dog: Wafadar hota hai,
Plz Agey mt parhna




Ruko


Mt parho,

Gadha: Wohi krta hai jis kam se mana kiya jaye.

Fresh orange juice ka dabba bheja hai.

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Fresh orange juice ka dabba bheja hai.



Just 4 u


Khali hai!
phoonk mar kr Patakha bja lena.

Tumhare liye ghalib ne arz kiya hai:-

Tumhare liye ghalib ne arz kiya hai:-

Mat chair Larkiyoun ko ye tere bs ki bat nahi,
Ye khelti hain jis khilone se wo khilona tere pas nahi.

Ik br Jaan mang k to dekho,

Ik br Jaan mang k to dekho,
Ik br yad kr k to dekho,
agr main na aaoun

to

samajh lena



k

k

Shehzada so raha hai
R
Mobile silent pr hai.

Roz subha ko mere gher ana,

Roz subha ko mere gher ana,
Kbhi ghenti bajana,
Kbhi Darwaza khat khatana,
kbhi pyar se bolna,
R
Kbhi gusse se chilana


k

"Gher Walo"

kachra de do.

Chand pe ghata chaati to hogi. . .

Chand pe ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron ko B neend aati to hogi…

Tum lakh chupao dunia se magr,
Akele me apni surat pe hansi aati to hogi….

Aap ne dil churaya hum khamosh rahe. . .

Aap ne dil churaya hum khamosh rahe
Aap ne Neend churai hum khamosh rahe
Aap ne Hansi churai hum khamosh rahe
But it’s 2much now yar
Plz mere CHAPPAL wapis kardo.

Dil ne kaha Chalo SMS karo. . .

Dil ne kaha Chalo SMS karo,
Socha! “Dil To Pagal Hai”
Phir khayal aaya
Chalo koi baat nahi,
Jisko kerna hai Wo konsa normal hai….Hehe….

Aap itrate bohet ho, , ,

Aap itrate bohet ho
Dil ko behlate bohet ho

Sochte hain aap ko DINNER par le jayn,
Pr kya karen ZALIM, ap khate bahut ho.

Hanso khelo naacho gao. . .

Hanso
khelo
naacho
gao

duniya ki parwa mat karo

q k duniya janti hai k

pagal aisi harkatain krte rehte hain.

Sorry Tmharay Liye 1 bad newz hai. . .

Sorry
Tmharay
Liye
1 bad newz
hai
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Tum kabhi Maa nahi ban sakte.