Ek pehalwan ki ek tang neeli hogayi...

Ek pehalwan ki ek tang neeli hogayi

Hakeem :zehar phail gaya hai katni parhegi

3din baad dosri tang neeli hogayi

Hakeem: zaher kafi phail gaya hai ye b katni parhe gi

pehalwan ko naqli plastic ki tangein laga di gayi

thore din baad wo b neeli hogayi

hakeem :lagta hai apki dhoti ka rang utarta hai pareshani ki koi bat nai

Hum Apko Ap K Anay Walay Kal K Baray Main Bata Saktay Hain...

Hum Apko Ap K Anay Walay Kal K Baray Main Bata Saktay Hain.

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Lo G Apka Aane Wala Kal

Friday Hy.

Haq Baba
Such Baba::-P

CHAL BHAI MUN KYA DEKH RAHA HAI.....

That 'Uffoo' moment..

That 'Uffoo' moment..
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when I try to hug the most beautiful person on earth..
and my face hits the mirror

Meri Taraf Say Aap Ko. . .

Meri Taraf Say Aap Ko Aik Tight Si Japhi
Aur Sweet Si Pappi.



Pata Hay Kyon?

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Bus Awaien Ei...=P;->

Lakhnow mein 2 bachey lar rahae thay . . .

Lakhnow mein 2 bachey lar
rahae thay
1st Boy: Dekheay agar app hamari
baat nahi manege tu hum app kay
walid-e-muhtarim ki shan mein
gustakhana
kalimat pesh karengay

2nd: Tu Huzor phir
hum bhi app kay
rukhsar-e-mubarak pey
aesa tamacha baja laengay kay
gaal gulaab ki
manend chamaknay
lage gaa

Shadi k Baad Aashiqi Bikhri He Is Qader . . .

Shadi k Baad Aashiqi Bikhri He Is Qader
Chota Sa Ik Flat Tha Buchon Se Bhr Gaya ….

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?

Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.

TT: Ticket hai?

Sadhu: Nahin

TT: Chalo

Sadhu: Kahan?

TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

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Meri Taraf Say Aap Ko. . .

Meri Taraf Say Aap Ko Aik Tight Si Japhi
Aur Sweet Si Pappi.



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Bus Awaien Ei...=P;->

Ik larka gher dair se lota. . .

Ik larka gher dair se lota,

Maa: kahan the ?

Beta: film dekhne gia tha "Maa ka Pyar"

Maa: ab upar ja k ik R film dekh "Peyo di Maar"

zindegi ek paheli hai...

zindegi ek paheli hai...

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scroll karne se solve nahi hogi....

Kiss Kiss Kiss. . .

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Kiss

Kiss Kiss ko btayn k ap ktney sweet ho?

Apun ko kaise pta lge ga ?

Munna bhai: apun ko kaise pta lge ga k ye Murga hai ya Murghi?
Circut: Simple Bhai, Pather mar kr dekho, agr bhaga to murgha agr bhaigi to murghi.

Agr mai ghum ho jaon to . . .

Wife: Agr mai ghum ho jaon to tum kia karoge?
Hsbnd: Mai Akhbar mai ishtehar dunga
Wife: kia likhwaoge?
Hsbnd: Jisko mili uski

wo kon c 3 jagha hain jaha banda nai mrta?

wo kon c 3 jagha hain jaha banda nai mrta?

Think

no answer

1st Jannat 

2nd Dozakh

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3rd: Star plus.

Larki wale: Ap ka beta kia krta hai?

Larki wale: Ap ka beta kia krta hai?




Larkey ki amma ne kaha




Mera beta rozana 3 rupey main 500 sms krta hai.

Kuch Log. . .

Kuch Log
Haseen yadon ki tarah hote hain
Jinhen yad kr k dl khush hojata hai
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Ap unhi me se 1


ka Msg parh rahy hain.

Sms kiya karo. . .

Hamesha ache aur tameez ke Sms kiya karo ,

Taa ke jab tum mar jao to log kahein....

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Insan to kameena tha lekin Sms ache karta tha...

Prinde Sardiyo Mein . . .

Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain
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Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;->