Pathan SMS

2 Pathan masjid se namaz parhney k bad bahir aa rahey they:
1st Pathan: Chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli.
2nd Pathan: Ager wazu k chakar main partey to namaz nikal jati.

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Pathan shop pey ja k: ik killo bhains ka doodh dey do,
Shopkeepar: Tumhara bartan chota hai.
Pathan: acha to phir bakri ka dey do.

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Masjid k chanda k apeal main
1 admi nain kaha main lights lagwaounga
2nd admi main pankhey lagwaounga
Pathan josh main aa k main Cable lagwaounga

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1 Pathan Dozakh se nikla or chup kr Janat main chala giya,
Farishton nain pakarna chaha to cheekh kar bola koi pas na aye warna. . .

Khudkush dhamaka kardunga.

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Pathan dozakh se nikla chupkey se janat main ghusa Farishtey nain paker k bohet maara,
Pathan mat maaro hum janti hai dozakh main sirf Gul khan ko naswar denay giya tha.

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Pathan ko SMS aya k
"Bhejney wala intelligent or Parhney wala Gadha"
Pathan ne gussay main reply kiya k
"Bhejnay wala gadha hai or parhney wala intelligent.

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