Sardar Ji kal maine aapko Phone kya per . . .

Man: Sardar Ji kal maine aapko Phone kya per aapne uthaya kyon nahi?

SardarJi: Kyon uthata?

Ye jo maine 30 rupay kharcha kar k Gana lagwaya hai woh tera baap sunega?

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible . . .

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!

Sardar was writing something very slowly. . .

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

Teacher told all students . . .

teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl . . .

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”

Sardarji is filling up a job application . . .

Sardarji is filling up a job application……
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected……
After much thought he writes: Yes………

Sardar told his son:

Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat,
tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘
Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai‘‘…….

Sardar on phone . . .

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………

Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke par to sakoon ga?

Sardaar: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke par to sakoon ga?
Doctor: Haan, bilkul.
Sardaar: To phir theek hai doc saab varna un-par aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

Ek sardar ji ka Electric Engineer . . .

Ek sardar ji ka Electric Engineer ki post k liye interview tha.
Interviewer: Electric motor kaisay chalti hai?
Sardar ji: TorrRrrRrrRrrrrRrrr
INTERVIEWER: STOPIT
SARDAR :TORR RR RR THUP THUP THUPTH

Sardar’s 60th B’day . . .

Sardar’s 60th B’day
Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put
60 Candles On
Cake. So I Put
This 60 Watts Bulb!!

Sardar’s 60th B’day . . .

Sardar’s 60th B’day
Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put
60 Candles On
Cake. So I Put
This 60 Watts Bulb!!

1 sardar bathroom mai betha tha . . .

1 sardar bathroom mai betha tha.
samnay likha tha paani ka zyada istamal karain,
wo
.
.
.
3 lottay pani pee gay….Smile

Koshish Krna k Umr qaid Ho,Phansi Na Ho . . .

QATIL:Koshish Krna k Umr qaid Ho,Phansi Na Ho
SARDAR WAKIL:Tm Fikr Na Kro
AFTER ADALAt
QATIL:Kia hua?
WAKIL:Bht Mshkl Se Umr qaid Hoi,Adalt Toh Riha Kr Rahi Thi

Goverment ney aeilan kiya hai:

Goverment ney aeilan kiya hai:

"Jis shakhs k
5 bachey hon gey unhey 50000 diye jain gey."

Sardar apni wife sey:"meri gf k paas mera 1 beta hai abhi lata hon."

Ghar ayaa to 2 bachey nahi they poocha kahan hain?

Wife:"jis k they wo ley gaya..."

Ik Garments ki Shop k . . .

Ik Garments ki Shop k try room se sardar saheb ki awaz aati hai. . .



Oye pagal de putro aithey tey Lota hai hi nahi.

5 Sardar or 1 larki helicopter ki . . .

5 Sardar or 1 larki helicopter ki rassi se latke huey they . . .
Pilot ne kaha load ziadah hai 1 fard ko koodna hoga.
Ye sun kr larki ne kaha k Rassi ko chorne ki main qurbani main deti hun.


Ye Sun k Sardar











Taliyan bajaney lagey

Maine kl ezy load waley ko pagal banaya.

Sardar maine kl ezy load waley ko pagal banaya.
Boy Wo kaisey ?
Sardar Hum nai un ko 100 Rs dia or number galat likhwaya.

Teacher: 1869 main kia hua tha?

Teacher: 1869 main kia hua tha?
Sardar: pata nai,
Teacher:Stupid gandhi paida hua tha
Ab batao 1873 main kia hua tha ?
Sardar: Gandhi 4 sal ka hogia tha.

Ek bar sardar ji. . .

Ek bar sardar ji kahin ja rahe the k ek diwar pr parha "parhne wala gadha"

Sardar ko bohat gussa aya, unhon ne mita kr likh diya! "likhne wala gadha"