1 Sardar Angoor bech raha tha mgr. . .

1 Sardar Angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aalu ley lo aalu ley lo
1 admi ne kaha ye to angoor hain,
Sardar bola Chup ho jao warna makhiyan aa jayngi.

DoctorAnd Sardar

DoctorAnd Sardar.
Sardar 2 doctor: Mujhe 1 problem hai
Dr: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

Sardar and Police . . .

Sardar and Police
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha