Exam Me kis Ke Piche Apna Numbr Aa Jaye...

Teachr:- Batao ki cLass me Ladai Q Nahi Karni chahiye ? . . . . Golu:- "Sir O Esliye Ke Kya Pata Exam Me kis Ke Piche Apna Numbr Aa Jaye" :D

Four Things Boys Do In

Four Things Boys Do In The Exam Hall: 1 . Counting The Teachers In Their Row. ... 2 . Counting The Fans & Tubelights . 3 . Eating Their Pen. 4 . Thinking Of Studying Seriously For The Next Exams . Four Things Girls Do In The Exam Hall: 1 . Write 2 . Write 3 . Write 4 . And Just Write Chahy Aata Ho Ya Na Aata Ho :D )

Hoaly Holay . . .

Hoaly Holay date sheet milti hai
holay holay tension barhti ha
holay holay se wat lagti hai haaaannn...
Holay holay dekho dar lagta hai
Holay Holay presure barta hai
Holay holay Pasina ata hai haaann....
Tu sabar to kar mere yaar zara sans to ly dildar chal fikar nu goli mar yaar
ab din bache hain 3 ya 4
holay holay ho jaey ga pass chhaley holay holay ho jaey ga pass
HOlay holay ho jaey ga pass

Exmas Ke Aik Din Pehle Mujhe Hosh Aya . . .

Exmas Ke Aik Din Pehle Mujhe Hosh Aya
Socha Boht Or Cheating Ka Plan Aya


Bathroom Me Ker Di Cheating Ki Setting
Or Hall Me Kerni Thi Bathroom Jane Ki Acting


Exam Paper Daihk Ker Meri Aanhkon Ke Aagay Andehra Chaya
Kya Btaoon Yaroo, Paper Tha Physics Ka Or Booti Me Chemistry Ki Laya.

A student leaves totally blank paper on . . .

A student leaves totally blank paper on this final exam, with the last page saying:





"APNEY BAAP KA HAI TO PAAS KER K DIKHA"

Ek sardar exame dene gia to. . .

Ek sardar exame dene gia to apnay sath palumber ko sath le kr gia,

Guess karo Q le kr giya?

Aray yar simple hai us ko ye news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya.

Student ka shikwa yun fail jo karna tha. . .

Student ka shikwa yun fail jo karna tha pehle hi bata dete,
Hum Sari kitabon ko Choolhay mai jala dete,
Koshish to bohat ki thi, nakam huey akhir,
Haan pas to ho jate jo naqal kara dete,
Perchay jo miley hum ko sb khali diye hm ne,
Ae kash SaFaI k number hi laga dete.

In bio practical: Examiner: tell me

In bio practical: Examiner: tell me d name of this bird by seeing its legs?
Studnt sorry sir.
Examiner: u fail,
ur name?
Student: see my legs & tell my name?

Papers ki roti notes ka achar. . .

Papers ki roti notes ka achar,
Tube lite k krne questions ki bahar,
Teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyar,
So mubarik ho ap ko exams ka tehwar.

Hr Sawal Se Datt Kr Lrna,

Hr Sawal Se Datt Kr Lrna,
likhne Me Kami Mat Krna,
Mouka Mila To Peche B Dekhna,
R Ek Bat Yad Rkhna,
Aage Wale Ka Paper Apna Samajhna.

College ka 1 student university k. . .

College ka 1 student university k toilet me gia,
Jb andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha,
Likha tha: itna zor taleem pr daite to exam me A1 grade lete.

this song is dedicate to all students. . .

4 dino ka Exam o Rabba,
Lambi Parhai, Lambi Parhai,

Parhney me dil mera lage kabhi na,
Parhney se jan meri jay hamesha,

Kitney zamaney baad o rabba,
Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaaa,

Soya raha main classon main apni,
Teacher se roz roz pit k main aya,

Kitna pita hun, soojh giya hun,
chalna phirna bhool giya hun,

4 dino ka Exam o Rabba,
Lambi Parhai, Lambi Parhai,

this song is dedicate to all students

sawalan naal jawaban da ki tukk banda?

Phullan naal gulaban da ki tukk banda?
Chappal naal juraban da ki tukk banda?
Aa hi soch k main sara paper khali chadd aya,
K sawalan naal jawaban da ki tukk banda?

Baap: Itne kum marks..??

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

Kash koi “exam result”

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

Movie titles related to eng students

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye

Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

Zong ADD remix

Zong ADD remix:

Yaar aik baat tu batain?
yeh yaad ker ker k paper dena zaroori hay kya?
aur iss say hota hi kya hay?
thora bohto yaad reh jata hay, jaisay wo bi pura likh ker ajain gay..!
Cheating hr sirf akhir ka aik hour, 2 ghante bethay rahay kya?

Maza tu aab aye ga,
Pocket guide k sath!
Ji haan aab pure k pure notes k sath,
Net weight sirf 12grm,
itnay main tu Pharra bhi na mile..!

Cheating hour ..!
ab koi b hour ....

Tu Pocket guide sath lay jain,
Aur saaaaaaaabbb Likh dain....