KAMINEY“Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..

Touching story :
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A boy and girl went for a walk.
While walking, boy hits his leg to
a stone and starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she
would tear her dupata and wrap
it around his leg.
She looks in his eyes and says..
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KAMINEY“Soch bhi mat! Designer
suit hai..!”;) :P :D

Newton's 5th law Of Exams

Newton's 5th law Of Exams . . . . . . . "Performance of boys in the exam decreases when the number of girls in the exam hall increases":-p :D

Boy: Hey...is ur name Google.?

Boy: Hey...is ur name Google.? Girl: No.. . . . . . Boy: but u have all the things i'm searching for...! :-P

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?
Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Kartay Hain.
Aur
Arrange Marriage Main
Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se.

Larkiyan larkon k bina nahi reh sakti . . .

The Word "woman" has "man" in it
"Female" has "male" in it,
"She" has "he" in it,

Conclusion
Larkiyan larkon k bina nahi reh sakti.

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha . . .

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya .

3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha

Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain,
ladke nahin badaltey

Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul . . .

Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul,
I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!

Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

Boy & Girl in restaurant . . .

Boy & Girl in restaurant.
Boy:- I Love u,
Girl:- I dont Love u,

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Boy:- Think again?,
Girl :- I told u. No no & no,


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Boy :- Waiter, bring seperate bills.,
Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too......

True Meaning of Girl . . .

True Meaning of Girl

G=Gapshup me sbse aage,
I=Innocent sirf shakal se,
R=roney ki automatic machine,
L=Larko ko tang krna adat.