Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Winnie, name one important thing . . .

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)

why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

Maria, go to the map and find North America.

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.