A successful marriage is based on GIVE & TAKE

A successful marriage is based on
GIVE & TAKE
Husband gives money, gifts,
dresses & wife takes it...
Wife gives advice, lecture,(;
tension & husband takes it..

Position of a Husband . . .

Position of a Husband


Is just like a Split AC...


No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor,


He is designed to remain Silent in Indoor.

Three FASTEST means of Communication . . .

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

Meaning Of Wife

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.

Jab se begam ne mujhe murghaa banaa rakhaa hai . . .

Jab se begam ne mujhe murghaa banaa rakhaa hai
maine nazron ki tarah sar bhi jhukaa rakhaa hai

Bartanon! aaj mere sar pe baraste kiyun ho
maine tumko to hameshaa shulaa rakhaa hai

pahle belan ne banaayaa mere sar par gomad
aur ab chamte ne meraa gaal sujaa rakhaa hai

saare kapre to jalaa daale hain begam ne
tan chhupaane ko baniyaan phataa rakhaa hai

wohi duniyaa mein muqaddar ka sikander yehan thahraa
jisne khud ko abhii shaadi se bachaa rakhaa hai

pee jaa is maar ki talkhii ko bhii hans kar naasir
maar khaane mein bhii qudrat ne mazaa rakhaa hai

A wife asked her husband . . .

A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'

Kal rat tum nind me muje galiya de rahe the . .

Wife : Kal rat tum nind me muje galiya de rahe the
Husband : Tumhe galat-fehmi hui he

Wife : Kaisi galat-fehmi?
Husband : Yehi ki me nind me tha

Tumse shadi kr k mujhey 1 faidah to hua . . .

Husband: tumse shadi kr k mujhey 1 faidah to hua,
Wife khush ho kr boli: Konsa?
Husband: Mujhey maire Gunahon ki saza dunia main hi mil gai.

Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it . . .

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?

Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents

Thappar Marne par NaraZ . . .

Thappar Marne par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar karta hai.�
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray R Boli

Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti�

Agr mai mar jaoun to tum kia karoge?

Wife: Agr mai mar jaoun to tum kia karoge?
Husband: shayd mai b mar jaoun.
Wife:Q?
Husband: Kabhi Kabhi ziadah khushi Jaan leva hoti hai.

Aik sahib ki biwi ka inteqal ho gaya...

Aik sahib ki biwi ka inteqal ho gaya..


jab janaza lai kar janay lagay to rastay main aik khambay say janaza takra gaya............

Khambay say takkar lagnay say un ki biwi uth kar baith gai.........

aur mazeed 4 saal tak zinda rahi..........

4 saal baad un sahib ki biwi ka inteqal ho gaya

jab janaza lai kay janay lagay to woh sahib janazay kay aagay aagay chaltay jatay thay aur kahtay jatay thay....

"Bhaiyon Khamba bacha kay"

Ik dulha shadi ki pehli rat apni B.V ka ghunghat utha k. . .

Ik dulha shadi ki pehli rat apni B.V ka ghunghat utha k bare pyar se puchta hai: Kia naam hai hamarey Hazoor ka ?

B.V: Hazrat Muhammad(S.A.W)

Husband: kia farmaya hazoor nain ?

B.V: yehi k namaz parho roza rakho R zokaat do. .

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahir gia R bola sb under aa jayn dars ho raha hai.

Train mai ek husband. . .

Train mai ek husband apni wife se: "tujh se shadi kr k pachta raha hoon."

"dil krta hai tujhe kuttay k aagay daal doon"

Samnay wala passenger bola: "bhao bhao"

Agr mai Pakistan ki . . .

Wife: Agr mai Pakistan ki sb se bri choti pr chrhne mai kamyab ho jaon to ap muje kia denge?
Hus:




Dakka.

Agr mai ghum ho jaon to . . .

Wife: Agr mai ghum ho jaon to tum kia karoge?
Hsbnd: Mai Akhbar mai ishtehar dunga
Wife: kia likhwaoge?
Hsbnd: Jisko mili uski

Tm mujhy kitna pyar krte ho?

Wife: Tm mujhy kitna pyar krte ho?
Hus: Shah Jahan Jitna
Wife: Mere mrne k bad taj mahel bnaoge?
Hus: Mai nai to plot b le liya hy, dair to tm kr rahi ho.

Wife Shopping kr k wapis aai to

Wife Shopping kr k wapis aai to

Husband wife se saman laite hoye bola:
Zarur tm mere khane k liye kuch lai hogi

Wife: Bilkul thik kaha is main mere new sendel hain.

Dr. ap k husband ko aram or sakun ki. . .

Dr. ap k husband ko aram or sakun ki zarurat hai
Ye len neend ki goliyan...
Wife ye goliya inko kb deni hain?
Dr. inko nai deni, ye ap k liye hen.

Husband: Begham tumhari . .

Husband: Begham tumhari garden per ajeeb c cheez lagi hai jisey daikh kr khouf ata hai,
Wife: Wo kia ?
Husbad: tumharan Moun(Face)