Arrey yaar aaj main ney ek aadmi ki jaan bachai . . .

Sheikh: Arrey yaar aaj main ney ek aadmi ki jaan bachai
dost: woh kaisey ???
Sheikh: main ney ek fakir sey poochha, "agar hazaar ka note doon to kyaa kareyga", woh bola "khushi sey mar jaoonga ", main ney bola " jaa nahi deta ", is tarah main ney uski jaan bachai.

3 Sheikh Picnic pey gaye . . .

3 Sheikh Picnic pey gaye wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to gher bhool gaye.
Decide kiya k sb se chota Sheikh ja kr pepsi ley ayega,
Chota Sheikh: Main is shart per jata hun k tum maire aney tak samosey nahi khaoge,
2no nain kaha theek hai, 1 din guzra, sheikh nai aya, 2 din guzre sheikh nai aya, teesray din unhon nain socha sb samose kha lainey chahiye, jaisey hi samosa uthaya chota sheikh darakht k pechay se nikal k bola : J inj krna wa tey main nai jaanta.

1 Sheikh apni bv ka. . .

1 Sheikh apni bv ka sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs. ka or us main 85 dal kr mobile card load kr leta hy,
BV ye kia ?
Sheikh: Sadqa gharib govt ko gia balance mere pas aagia.

Tamam Sabooton or gawahon k tahet. . .

Tamam Sabooton or gawahon k bayanaat ki roshni main ye adalat dafa 382 Taziraat-e-Pakistan k tahett apko SMS na bhaijney k jurm main "Sheikh" qarar daiti hai.

Sheikh SMS

Train main 1 macher 1 chineas k sar pe betha. woh usko pakar k kha giya.

phir 1 machar Sheikh pe betha,
Usne pakar k chinese se pucha:
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Kharideyga?