Showing posts with label Asif Ali Zardari SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Asif Ali Zardari SMS. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga . . .

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Zardari-e-Pakistan Tarana. . .

Zardari ki zameen shad bad,
Bijli aaye 8 ghantay baad,

Tu nishan-e-Curruption Aalishan, Arz-e-Zardaristan,
Shad Baad Sindh rahy Aabad,

Zardari ki Zameen ka Nizam,
Aatay, Gas, Bijli ka Bohraan,

Qaum Mulk Sab Gharaq,
Nawaz, Wakeel Painda-Tabinda baad,

Benazir dunya se farar,
Parchamay sitara-o-Halal,

Khoon main ranga sara saal,
Bhool apna mazi shan-e-Haal, Jan-e-Istaqlal,

Saye-e-America,
Sar pe Sawar!

Ab Full Corruption ki Bari hai . . .

Ab Full Corruption ki Bari hai,
Q k ab Daur-e-Zardari hai,
Ab lootna maal Sarkari hai,
Q k ab Daur-e-Zardari hai,
Ab aapki Izzat aapki apni Zummedari hai,
Q k Izzat ka shikari Asif Ali Zardari hai,
Ab tabaahi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab "Musharaf" se b Bara Zardari hai.

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara . . .

2 Ghantay atay ki line main khara rehte huy ik admi ghusse se chillaya.

Main Zrdari ko goli maarney ja raha hon,
Kuch dair bad wo wapis aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya,
Kisi ne pucha.
"Q Maar Diya?"
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe B line lagi hui hai.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Kikkly kaleer di....

Kikkly kaleer di....
Pent mery peer di,
Coat mery bhai da,
Landy tu liyai da,
fer fit kerai da,
fer ohnu pai da,
Dur fity mun zardari es mehngai da...

Bhag gai Zardari ki Beti Gadha Gaari pe . . .

Shair Arz hai:

Bhag gai Zardari ki Beti Gadha Gaari pe.

Wah Wah

Bhag gai Zardari ki Beti Gadha Gaari pe.

Is liye us ne lagai Pabandi Double Sawari pe.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Nara Awam da. . .

Na Post se,
Na Email se,
Na SMS se,
Bal k
Direct Dil se,
Nara Awam da. . .

zardari haram da.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Zardari ko abhi tk joota nai laga to . . .

Zardari ko abhi tk joota nai laga to kia defct kiya ?


Wah Wah


Zardari ko abhi tk joota nai laga to kia defct kiya ?


Akhir Jute ki b koi self respect hai

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Yaad rakho, Talaq kisi maslay ka hal nahi hai . . .

Yaad rakho, Talaq kisi maslay ka hal nahi hai,

*

Ager biwi se ikhtelaf ho to us ko "Qatal" karwa do".

(Allama Asif Zardari)

(Kitab al-baigairat, page # 50...)

Haqeqat Thi Par Khuwab Nikla . . .

Haqeqat Thi Par Khuwab Nikla,

Door Tha Par Pass Nikla,

Me is Kambakht Ko Kia Kahon "FARAZ",

Ye Zardari To MUSHARAF Ka Bhi Baap nikla.........!!!!

Mufti Asif Zardari apni Book . . .

Mufti Asif Zardari apni Book (Sheri Rehman ke jalwey) mein farmatay hein..

Chicken Broast aise pakao ke kacha na ho,

Aur

Mohabat aise nibhao ke bacha na ho....

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Bann k bister boriya. . .

Bann k bister boriya Assi tey challey Koriya
Bijli aithey rahendi nai, Puri kisey di paindi nai,
Har koi aithey rohenda aey, Bann k bister boriya Assi tey challey Koriya,
Har koi aithey darda aey, Naley pukha marda aey,
Paindu hovey ya lahoriya, Bann k bister boriya Assi tey challey Koriya
Har paasey chor bazari aey, Nawaz ya Zardari aey,
Har koi Mulk nu kha reya, Bann k bister boriya Assi tey challey Koriya

Zardari Means . . .

"Zar" means Dolat,
"Dar" Mean Gher,
"I" Mean Main,

'ZAR'DAR'I
Means Sari Dolat Mere Gher main.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Zardari cycle pe ja raha tha. . .

Zardari cycle pe ja raha tha,
Nawaz Sharif mila or bola:
Allah k nam pey kuch to dey do sayen.
Zardari:
Chal aa baith, Tujh ko 1 or chakkar daita hun.

Barish barsi, Pani aya. . .

Barish barsi, Pani aya

Musharaf ne dhol bajaya,

Altaf Hussain ne nara lagaya,

Quaid-e-azam ne farmaya,

"Bhago beta Zardari aya"

Jin kia hukam hai maire aka ?

Jin kia hukam hai maire aka ?
Admi Sari Duniya ki dolt sona chandi property shares mere account men jama kr do.

Jin bakwas band kar Main jin hun Zardari Nahi.

Taalbaan have kidnapped Our Beloved ZARDARI. . .

Taalbaan have kidnapped Our Beloved ZARDARI
& demanded
$50000000
otherwise they will Burn him wid Petrol
Plz Donate!!!
.
I hv donated 15 Liters PETROL!

Ab CORRUPTION Ki Bari Hai . . .

Ab CORRUPTION Ki Bari Hai
Q K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai

Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Q k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai

Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hai
Q K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . .

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men. . .

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil kr Coca Cola P
R Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kb bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
.
.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Agr Pakistan ki awam ko agal hoti to kia hota?

Agr Pakistan ki awam ko agal hoti to kia hota?

Fazal-Ur-Rehman kisi school ka chowkidar hota,
Ch. Brothers Khaiton main Tractor Chalatey,
Sheere Rehman kisi tandoor pay rotiyan lagati,
Sh. Rasheed Bus Condector hota,
Galani Arbi'on ka ounth chalata,
Zardar Amrikioun k Kuttay nehlata,
Musharraf gunn pakr k National Bank k gate per khara hota,
Altaf Hussain Buson main Manjan bechta,

R

Main



President of Pakistan hota.
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