Exam Me kis Ke Piche Apna Numbr Aa Jaye...

Teachr:- Batao ki cLass me Ladai Q Nahi Karni chahiye ? . . . . Golu:- "Sir O Esliye Ke Kya Pata Exam Me kis Ke Piche Apna Numbr Aa Jaye" :D

BROTHERLY LOVE

Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE

What is the full form of maths?a

Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

What happened in 1869?

Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

What is your name?

Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight.

Agar sachay dil say rub say dua ki jaye to wo puri hoti hai......!!!

TEACHER: Agar sachay dil say rub say dua ki jaye to wo puri hoti hai......!!!

STUDENT: Rehnay dain madam, agar aisa hota to aaj aap meri biwi hotien....!!!

Dad , can you write in the dark?

Small boy: "Dad , can you write in the dark?"
Father: "I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
Small Boy: "Your name on the report card."

Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?" . . .

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

How do you like your new house?

Teacher: "How do you like your new house?"
Student: "Oh, we like it very much. I have a room of my own, each of my sisters has a room of her own. But poor Mum, she's still in with Dad."